Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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