it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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