it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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