Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
