Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
bring money and cleavage
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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