Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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