I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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