Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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