so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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