R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
