youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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