in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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