Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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