So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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