Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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