Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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