hows the party?
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be there in 10
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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