i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!