oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!