i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
i don't wanna talk about it
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the day after is always just damage control
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?