so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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