I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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