SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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