need another drink. this is the easiest way
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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