I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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