Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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