Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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