When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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