I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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