Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(843): View more from South Carolina

happy early fathers day!!!

(829): View more from Dominican Rep

im not a father

(843): View more from South Carolina

about that...

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(631): View more from New York

there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.

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(678): View more from Georgia

You can't date a girl from every country.

(770): View more from Georgia

I'm the captain planet of women

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.

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(315): View more from New York

i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?

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(970): View more from Colorado

You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.

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(561): View more from Florida

Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!

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(914): View more from New York

I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.

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You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.

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(315): View more from New York

Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends

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