you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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