there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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