I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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