Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Randomize
