Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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