He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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