I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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