Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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