Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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