I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I know her cup size but not her name....
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