I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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