im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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