He asked me if I "almost moaned"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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