Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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