I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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