And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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