Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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