Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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