Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
MIDGETS
????
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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