How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize