So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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