in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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