I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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