Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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