VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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