No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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