...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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