Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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