But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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