OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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