please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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