So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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